Twosers Terrible Page

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Hatched out in the city of Williamsport while in a steel egg with wheels and a siren, he has heard the sounds of sirens behind him for years.

His mother was on vacation when he was born and it took an act of congress and a stick of dynamite to force her to come back into the states and claim him. Neither congress nor the world has forgiven her for bringing him into an unsuspecting world.

This is a picture of the valley in which Twoser lives showing the Borough of Montoursville.

His home is on the hill to the left of the picture.

The City of Williamsport, which is five miles to the west, is the Home of Little League Baseball where the Little League World Series are held.

For the hunters and fisherman, there are big and small game of all kind, and the fishing is some of the best you will find anywhere.

Lycoming County Airport and Borough of Montoursville.
Being of a rather gentle and sociable nature, I love meeting people I have talked to in the chat room on the net.

However, I also am very emotional and have a tendency to get all choked up when I do meet them.

It should be obvious to you that I am loved by all who meet me.

This young gentleman seems to be a bit irate. Seems that he was working on his entertainment center and some evil soul locked the access door. He had to remove the TV set and climb out through the opening.

For some reason or other, he had the opinion that I had locked it. Being somewhat dubious of my proclamations of innocence, he didn`t stop chasing me until we had passed the two mile mark. Worked out ok though. I lost five pounds. Would have lost a lot more weight if he had caught me.

When I am chatting, I usually hang out in sfwest 60+ chat room. A very nice bunch of people in there but for some reason or another, they are selling chances to see who gets to be the first to put their hands around my neck. Trish wanted to win in the worst kind of way. She said it would be the biggest bang she ever got out of Canada Day. Murph just has no sense of humor. She wants to put me in her outhouse and rocket me and the outhouse out to the fartherest regions of the solar system. Kidlet has a different opinion of where the rocket should be placed to remove me from her chat room and Porky would be more than willing to assist Kidlet in that endeavor.

Oh well, enough for right now. There is always another page to take this up. HEH!HEH!HEH!

 The lead cars of a parade in a small New Mexico town. Good thing Moe is tending to the spare.

 

In the following pages I hope to present pictures of the people I chat with in 60+. A group that have become friends and care for each other and their well being. They are like a part of one big family and I have learned to love all of them.

There will be pictures of those that I have along with some comments about them that I hope will be humorous, and sometimes serious. Some of them may earn me a broken leg or black eye, IF they can catch me. When I am fearful for my health or life, I can be as swift as Superman. All you will see of me is the dust from where I used to be.

Also I will have some pictures of myself and my family along with pictures of the area in which I live. It is a very beautiful area as you will soon see. The mountains, valleys, rivers and streams make it a wonderful part of the country to live in.

The space below will be for any announcements anybody would like to make. As long as it isn`t pornographic, illegal, or harmful to another, I will post it here.

 

 

No word in the English language rhymes with month , orange, silver, or purple.

Links

Sfwest 60+ chat

60+ Birthday Page

Moe's Vegas Bash pictures

Terrorsof 60+

Pictures of the area in which I live

Family page

Montoursville Eureka Lodge 335

Nashville and other pictures

Email: john@funz-lair.com
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